Jaw, meet floor: U.S. President Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday. The Onion knows why.
update: Steve Sailer on the Nobel Prizers’ affirmative action and the Nobel Prizees’ reaction. Or lack thereof.
btw: did you know that our Dear Leader of Organized Communitarianism won Grammy Awards in 2006 and 2008? Really, double grammy whammy. Heck, who needs a well regulated militia, when even better regulated communities are being necessary to secure free access to gold and glitter? The right of the people to keep and bear prizes and awards shall not be infringed.
